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HERE IS THE VERY LATEST FROM MOST RECENT TO OLDEST:
Ice ice baby is the most fly song ever made
Yumm so stuffed!
Come sleep here and just leave before mom wakes up!
HERE IS THE VERY LATEST FROM MOST RECENT TO OLDEST:
Ice ice baby is the most fly song ever made
Yumm so stuffed!
Come sleep here and just leave before mom wakes up!
Bahahahahaha fish heads are never seen drinking cappichinos in Italian restaurants with oriental women
NO, a burrito long and big around! LOL!
Wouldn't you like to be a taco?
Well if your a taco they dress and un dress you then they jus eat you and you have no worries!! Wow i need sleep
It's not serious, as long as it remains secret. Just another bad decision.
Haha. I'm morally bankrupt.
Umm seriously, what happened? Did we have a mix-up? I am clearly laying next to my buddy's girlfriend!
Wow, now everyone at IHOP knows I can do the electric slide, ummm I blame the nice lady at Yesterdays!
Whoaaaaaa where am I? Hey, do you know bro? Please text me back, please come pick me up sir!
Wow, where did everyone go????
No drinkin and poppin this year, rather kick off the New Year party anywhere but at the hospital!
So, could have sworn I tasted peppermint, SINCE WHEN DOES PATRON TASTE LIKE PEPPERMINT??
So the fire didn't light, ran out of lighter fluid and GAS isn't the answer = sinched eye browns and nose hairs! :(
Ughhh, gotta get this Christmas shopping done! I shall call you when I leave dollar tree and good will. Ohhhh I have to make a pass at K-mart and then I should be set for this year!
Um why is your snowman yellow?
Im not worried about this so crap, got chains in the back of the old truck, DON'T MAKE ME USE THEM TIRES!!
Hey dude, come on its snowin, lets see who can make it to CVS the fastest!
Umm is it time to get up and eat yet?
You so didnt shoot flames outta ur boobs like her!
Just come massage me and then go home
I didn't hold it to my ear punk
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me!
Yes gotta be at breakfast with Santa at 10 not too hungover
Beers and decorating lol movie if we have time
Dude driving thru heavy snowfall at night is so badass
Home bought beer and popeyes....opps taco bell
Hi everyone in my phonebook!! When you get this message, get your shoese on, andd climb out the houze asnd come to Yesterdays! We all here and we have sunch a good time! Oh and all the hot chicks in my poonebook I wanna danceb with you!
I'm so hungry I just ate a hotdog. I never eat hotdogs
You have to hire me now i already have a jingley thing...
Baby for sale!
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook. We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Humpty like pronounced wit an umpty? Like he once got busy in a burger king bathroom?
It meant I'm going to sleep fist pound no smoking duh
Finally going to shower and take these too small pants off me
Gotta love westlake home of the train
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet...i got the heck out of there so fast!
One key to staying energized I've found that works EVERY time, hit the vodka and hit it hard and by all means don't stop till you've had enough
Haha sorry did you want to hear me screaming and making party....
Just took a shower with the light burnt out....
I'm confused but hell, that sound pretty funny!
After all that hustle, jill just texted me and told me she's almost done with her test! Oh well i'm done too :)
Just think of me as tha barbie youll never get to play with!
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Omg i just washed my hair 7 times cause i thought it was dirty...it turns out it was just a freckle in my head...
I thought mississippi was a city...lol
If you have a gas stove do you have to light the oven?
Omg i just ate some pepper jack cheese and i loveee it its so good! lol=)
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being!
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being!
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
